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Get Me to the Top of Google for Jesus

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Well it is it is Christmas Day again and while for most of us, it is predominantly a time of excess and gluttony, we must remember that it is also a religious time of year. That made me think. What SEO  problems would Jesus’ website face?

  • Keywords: Jesus, Religion, Christianity, Crucifixion, Carpentry, Fish.
  • Set all pages to robots, follow.
  • Change the parables because of hidden content.
  • 301 redirect the Jesus-is-dead-page to the he-has-risen.htm
  • Duplicate content: Father the Son and the Holly Ghost (only on the Catholic website.)
  • Create a  blog on a sub-domain called, “Loaves and Fishes” and direct it to the main site.
  • Each page would be a PR-10 because it had a link from God.

Merry Christmas and best wishes for the New-Year.